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Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Has your mother ever walked in on you at an inappropriate time?
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
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Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
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Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
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Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Minds and Behinds
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Still no good